Excuse me while I just spread my vagina and fly away
What bothers me the most: YOU CAN’T SPREAD A VAGINA. Don’t have sex until you’ve learned all the different parts of lady bits and what they’re for!
(Vagina is a really fun word)
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO YOU CANNOT
1. You don’t know where I live but trust me it is not near you
2. HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA NOPE.
Well I walked right into that one.
Mean Girls and OKCupid trolling! MY FAVOURITE THINGS.
Oh good lord.
Here is the thing: the part of my sexuality that is bi, and therefore attracted to ladies… has nothing to do with you, a man. You are not invited to comment on it.